It sounds like satire, but it IS not. But, if you have money to burn and are a loner, an #IncelCamino may be for you.
> Tesla Shows Off Cheaper and Slower Cybertruck That's an Even Worse Deal https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-cheaper-slower-cybertruck-worse-deal
@jmcrookston I suspect many recent #Swasticar buyers are incapable of feeling shame.
News is out today that Tesla has to abruptly stop selling the model S and X in China due to the tarifs.
https://www.jalopnik.com/1831954/telsa-stops-selling-us-made-vehicles-in-china-tariffs/
»Activists at Everyone Hates Elon saved a Tesla from the scrap heap and invited Brits to come and smash it up.
The stunt raised money for local food banks in London.«
In New Zealand, Tesla are currently touring a Cybertruck around the country. It has to be moved on a truck because it's not road legal in NZ due to being oversized with sharp edges.
Cheese slices at the ready, team.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/360651008/tesla-cybertruck-tour-south-island-month
Hinter der Bühne der Posse mit Kimbal Musk als "Limousinen-Sozialist" (J.D. Vance), der sich bei Ziegelsteinen für einen Vergleich mit Trump-Berater Navarro entschuldigt:
Insiderhandel
Geschichte wiederholt sich nicht, wir haben einen Sprung in der Platte.
"After attacking Donald Trump’s trade adviser, Elon Musk was silent when Trump paused some tariffs. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell asks, “When did Elon Musk know that his stock price was going to start climbing back up because Donald Trump was going to announce that he was backing down?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvH3Z3-Kl18 #Trump #tariffs #insider #trading #knowledge #corruption #Musk #ElonMusk #EveryoneHatesElon #Tesla #Swasticar #KimbalMusk #JDVance 
> Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins https://futurism.com/tesla-refusing-cybertrucks-trade-ins
Company still solvent so keep up the #TeslaTakedown and #BoycottTesla
couldn't happen to a nicer swasticar
* ft: https://www.ft.com/content/07f90b17-6348-40f0-bd45-15e48b82b827
* no paywall: https://archive.ph/r4FCz
@teslatakedown.com With people throwing around billions and trillions like it's nothing, it's often difficult to put any of these numbers into perspective.
What matters is that the Swasticar stock has dropped by 52% from its peak on 17th December, and lost all the ridiculous gains it had made since 24th October.
How fake news from Xitter made it to mainstream media.
https://www.npr.org/2025/04/07/nx-s1-5355055/tariffs-markets-x-social-media
#Xitter #Musk #Swasticar #Journalism
A leading #ElectricVehicles publication writes, "The radical and polarizing #Cybertruck has been a sales catastrophe of Edsel-like proportions." https://insideevs.com/news/755816/tesla-survive-elon-musk-voelcker/
OVERHEARD at Rockville TESLA dealership:
WE DON'T WANT YOUR NAZI CARS
TAKE A ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS
@PekkaKallioniemi #pathetic little boy. Maybe he should not use #nazi salute when he wants sell his #swasticar in #eu
I guess when a non-engineer drug addict with delusions of competence has enough money to build a car based on an Apple IIe game he played in the '80's, that's still no guarantee of success.
