#firstWorldProblems
When you're sick and really need a relaxing bath, you're 5'3, and your bathtub is so long you need a footstool so you can lean against the back of the tub without sliding down.

I am having a hard time adding my credit card to my Bluesfest account to buy tickets. Anyone else have this issue? I'd prefer to not use PayPal. #ottawa #firstWorldProblems

EDIT: I just tried and it worked. There was a glitch this morning.

Dear Microsoft, please settle on whether the left mouse button spellchecks a word or the right button does. having to remember which button to press depending on the application you are in is a PITA.

Wenn so Typen Nike-Schuhe mit Adidas-Socken tragen.
Da krieg ich Pickel.
#firstworldproblems

Wacht auf !!!1!!1! usw. Ihr kennt den blau/braunen Rest...

Hab mir mit viel Vorfreude eine neue (Kunst-)Lederjacke bestellt weil Alte kaputt.

Kam heute. Mache ich das Paket auf, ist da eine ganz andere als die bestellte Jacke drin.

Und jetzt bin ich nöckelig.

#firstworldproblems
#menno
#noeckelig

I’ve taken an early lunch to go and give blood, and listening to the 7 March episode of Rare Earth on the train I have just added two books to my “to obtain and read” list.

My pile of books to read is still massive, and I haven’t bought a book in over three months.

Could someone just pay me to catch up on my reading please?

#FirstWorldProblems #Phones

I know I'm cheap. I live frugally, hardly ever eat out, etc., but ya gotta have a phone these days and here's my beef:

HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR THE PHONE AND SERVICE AND INSURANCE AND THERE'S NO FREE CASE????

The phones are slippery, so a case is a must. Then, the cases can be another 25 or more dollars.

I got one for around 20 that seems very strong.

BUT STILL!!!

#Could be #WorseNews...

"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...

#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...

#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...

#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact

#YoureWelcome...

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#Could be #WorseNews...

"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...

#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...

#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...

#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact

#YoureWelcome...

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#firstWorldProblems Diese Woche muss ich an unterschiedlichen Tagen die Zeitslots für die Besichtigungen auf der Städtereise in den Osterferien buchen, weil sie da jeweils erst buchbar werden und dann sehr schnell weg sind.

Wenn noch einer von zehn Interrail-Tagen übrig ist…
#firstworldproblems

Had this iPhone 2 years now and I still daily
Hit the top of the screen while doom scrolling magically sending me back to the top of my
feed.
#firstworldproblems #mastodon

"Ihre Jahressteuerbescheinigung erhalten Sie bis Mitte April." Was kann man an einem per Ultimo 2024 vollautomatisiert festzustellenden Ertrag so lange rumrechnen? #firstworldproblems

You know, you'd think Lenovo would make a tablet called a ThinkPAD. It's, you know, built into the name and all. You'd think after all these years, they'd be able to make a decent tablet that could go against an iPad.

#thinkpad
#firstworldproblems

Work has been so boring, my wrist hurts a bit from scrolling so much on my phone. The computer I am supervising is working hard though. #firstworldproblems

#realtalk aus dem #jobcenter

Hab mir heute moin erklären lassen, dass es schon schlimm sei.

Bis letztes Jahr hatte nämlich das Team der #arbeitsvermittlung keine Kaffeeküche auf dem Flur.

Das sei doch schon schlimm, wenn man gleichzeitig sieht, was die da im #bürgergeld aber alles so bezahlt bekommen.