Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #pdxtst
9: #nintendodirect
8: #memecredi
7: #WIPWednesday
6: #MusicWomenWednesday
5: #MeerMittwoch
4: #springstatement
3: #AvengersDoomsday
2: #oddtextchaininviteanything
1: #uwcl
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #pdxtst
9: #nintendodirect
8: #memecredi
7: #WIPWednesday
6: #MusicWomenWednesday
5: #MeerMittwoch
4: #springstatement
3: #AvengersDoomsday
2: #oddtextchaininviteanything
1: #uwcl
Welcome to the chat where we discuss if we are imminently due to be the next victim of The Great Filter
Physics discussion group:
M. Taylor Green: Jewish space lasers...GAAAHHH!
N. D. Tyson: OK...who did this?
Ghost of Feynman: <Sends text of Feynman diagrams mixed with laugh emojis>.
Telramund: Can you believe this guy!?
Ortrud: Who even is that?
Elsa: I’ll ask him
Schwanenritter has left the chat
Heinrich: Good job, Elsa.
Gottfried: What did I miss?
#OddTextChainInviteAnything
#HashTagGames
Becker: You know who I can't stand
Reg: oh gee, let me guess. everyone?
B: Jake! He's always so wah-wah look at me I'm blind!
R: but Becker, he IS blind
B: oh come off it Reg, he's just playing it up to get people to do things for him. He's an uncaring, insensitive jerk
Jake: Hey John, your cars getting towed. I know it's yours because of that awful sound it makes when you park. Oh, and phones come with screen readers now
This is your official invite to join the super secret top Level Dunning-Krueger Club
Signal user name: ChatChaos
Join the Andrew Tate followers text chain, we're discussing how to cure women of the woke mind virus so they have sex with us
Add All Contacts: Incoming Snapchat from the Big Giant Head
#OddTextChainInviteAnything
#HashTagGames
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
"Okay, everyone. Remember the first rule of Bomb Yemen Club."
Pete Hegseth invites everyone to participate in a fun game of global thermal nuclear war. Just watch for Pete’s Signal here at 9pm. (no top secret clearance required for the first 50 participants)
“You are all urgently invited to join Roger Moore in his ‘Rhee Moore Is The Best Bond’ chat group on Signal.”
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids I invited to join the chat!
#OddTextChainInviteAnything is now trending across Mastodon
Require flash mob. -- Waldo
OK Who was the clown that password protected the Signal chat group with “It’s the 4 letters on the red hat - don’t tell any reporters”?
join.but.her.emails.social
Yemen?! We just bombed Neil Gaiman!
"We'll recklessly broadcast our our plans to bomb Yemen in a bit, but first, how 'bout some buttery males?"
Vlad! I've given you everything you wanted! Can I join your club now?