Happy #FirstContactDay . Our annual #startrek themed reminder to strive for a better future. Another lesson that seems particularly prescient right now is that resistance is in fact not futile.

#LiveLongAndProsper #LLAP everyone!

On April 5th, 2063, I'll be 91 years old. If I’m still around, I’ll be heading to Bozeman to meet some Vulcans. Until then, let’s try to make tomorrow a better place to be. Happy #FirstContactDay, everyone! #IDIC! #LLAP! #StarTrek

Warning to all trans Starfleet officers: Due to an unexplained subspace phenomenon, your cloaking devices may be less effective than usual today. Science is baffled. No further explanations at this time. ~Capt. SP #TransVisibilityDay #ItsTotallyUnrelated #LLAP #SPO

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Der Fotograf und Schauspieler Leonard Nimoy wurde am 26.3.1931 geboren und starb am 27.2.2015. Seine Rolle als Spock machte ihn zum Idol und überstrahlte seine jahrzehntelange fotografische Arbeit.
#fotogeschichte #podcast #LLAP

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Starfleet celebrates Pi Day with the finest tradition: precisely calculated pie rations. Engineering insists on 3.14159 slices per officer. Operations is rounding down. Security is threatening mutiny. Science just wants their damn pie. ~LtCmdr. GG #PiDay #ResistanceIsFlan #LLAP #SPO

After centuries in hiding, a man claiming to be “Drake” has been found on a remote M-class world. No records of him exist, except a pre-Federation account of a “Kendrick Lamar” slaying a dragon in lyrical combat. Historians are baffled. He remains adamant. ~Cmdr. BF #LostHistory #RapWars #LLAP #SPO

SUBSPACE ALERT: The Terran Empire is scheming to seize the cherished Canadia system, a beacon of honor and frosty resolve. Our icefields, toques, and hot cocoa aren't for sale. Starfleet stands united against this chilling coup! ~Lt. GK #LLAP #SPO #Canadia #NoAnnexation #ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong

Der Fotograf und Schauspieler Leonard Nimoy wurde am 26.3.1931 geboren und starb am 27.2.2015. Seine Rolle als Spock machte ihn zum Idol und überstrahlte seine jahrzehntelange fotografische Arbeit.
#fotogeschichte #podcast #LLAP

https://fotomenschen.kopfstim.me/goettliche-weiblichkeit/

Just a reminder to get your tickets to Trek Long Island and the Starship Fabulous Dance Party early! There is a limit to the amount of tickets we can sell for the party!
#StarTrek #Party #diversity #Trekkies #LLAP

UPDATE: 'Mr Snuggles', after bonding with O'Brien in Engineering, slipped away and ambushed Martok during his Car Talk radio show. Security was afraid of serious repurrrcussions, but Martok just admired the cats skill before it fled the studio. More to come. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #LLAP #SPO

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Update: Worf's all-night battle ended in disgrace. The elusive cat outmaneuvered him with ease (No one's surprised) and has escaped to Engineering. Now we just need a name for the beast. Ideas? I'm thinking perhaps Lwaxana Jr. Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #LLAP #SPO

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Update: The cat remains at large. Garak attempted to remove it. He emerged, uniform shredded, eyes haunted. His shop is now "Closed for Renovations." He won’t say what happened, but when asked he only muttered, “It learns.” Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #CardassianDown #LLAP #SPO

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Update: The cat remains at large. O’Brien set a trap; the cat stole the bait and the tricorder. Bashir attempted diplomacy and is now tending to his own wounds. Station security is officially on high alert. More updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #PawsOfChaos #LLAP #SPO

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A cat has escaped on Deep Space 9 and is evading all attempts at capture. Kira tried to establish dominance and failed and Quark is selling 'catch kits' that somehow make it stealthier. Morale is low. The situation is ongoing. Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #FelineSupremacy #LLAP #SPO

The USS Endurance is officially launching on its voyage. Starfleet wishes the crew smooth travels, minimal spatial anomalies, and hopefully zero encounters with omnipotent beings who just want to be quirky. Good luck out there. ~Capt. SP #GodItsBeautiful #TychoStarshipYards #BoldlyGoing #LLAP #SPO

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"Planet GX-113 is inhabited entirely by large, aggressive avian lifeforms resembling ancient Earth’s Canadian geese. Last away team report: Surrounded. Phasers ineffective. Requesting immediate extraction. They’re getting closer.” ~Recovered Log from GX-113 #GoosePlanet #FeatheredMenace #LLAP #SPO

Just seen someone be extremely rude to another on Mastodon over absolutely nothing. Come on, we’re better than that. #LLAP

Anyway, how’s your day going on dipshit island?

Engineering is scrambling after multiple ships began showing signs of pregnancy. Spontaneous bulkhead swelling... dilithium cravings... Maybe shelving that plan for ship sized condoms wasn't the best idea. Could use a Dyson. ~LtCmdr. GG #StarshipParenting #NotAnotherEnterpriseSituation #LLAP #SPO

Starfleet is monitoring the situation on New Pakled after its leaders declared themselves the "greatest in the quadrant" while tanking their own economy and picking fights they can’t win. Fed analysts predict an embarrassing backpedal by next year. ~Cmdr. BF #PoliticalDelusion #Clowns #LLAP #SPO

live long and prosper friends #llap #lovesclouds