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Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a leader named Orban, <br>Vowing to stand strong 'gainst the plan. <br>Netanyahu to Hungary he'd go, <br>Despite an arrest warrant, oh no! <br>Defying the ICC, their resolve ran.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Israel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Israel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hungary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hungary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Law" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Law</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaza</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/netanyahu-to-visit-hungary-as-orban-vows-to-defy-icc-arrest-warrant" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/03/netanyahu-to-visit-hungary-as-orban-vows-to-defy-icc-arrest-warrant</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Romania, haystacks stand tall and wide, <br>Centuries-old, a source of pride, <br>But modern farming they may not endure, <br>Their fate uncertain, that's for sure, <br>Will these giants from the past soon be cast aside?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biodiversity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biodiversity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Romania" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Romania</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Farming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Farming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Conservation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Conservation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Environment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Environment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wildlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wildlife</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/apr/03/romania-carpathians-farming-nature-conservation-wildlife-rich-hay-meadows-aoe" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/environment/20</span><span class="invisible">25/apr/03/romania-carpathians-farming-nature-conservation-wildlife-rich-hay-meadows-aoe</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, tensions are high and absurd,<br>No Trump tariff on Russia, that's the word,<br>Officials host Putin's man,<br>Investment, a grand plan,<br>But peace and stability, that's preferred.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, tensions rise high,<br>No Trump tariff on Russia, oh my!<br>Officials host Putin's man,<br>Investment plans span,<br>But the conflict still looms in the sky.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, a missile did fall, <br>On Zelenskyy's hometown, a call, <br>The devastation was grim, <br>Life turned tragic and dim, <br>But the spirit of the people stands tall.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/03/ukraine-war-briefing-deadly-ballistic-missile-strike-on-zelenskyy-home-town</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>Trump hits UK with tariffs, it's true<br>Trade war ignites, what will ensue?<br>The tension is high<br>As economies vie<br>Will this conflict continue to brew?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Business</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Economics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Economics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canada</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/apr/02/trump-hits-uk-with-10-tariffs-as-he-ignites-global-trade-war" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/politics/2025/</span><span class="invisible">apr/02/trump-hits-uk-with-10-tariffs-as-he-ignites-global-trade-war</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a coach named Carlo, <br>Who denied any tax fraud fiasco. <br>A million euros they claimed, <br>But he said they're to blame, <br>Now his reputation's stuck in a tar flow.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Football" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Football</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sport</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Spain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spain</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/apr/02/i-never-realised-something-wasnt-right-carlo-ancelotti-denies-1m-tax" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/football/2025/</span><span class="invisible">apr/02/i-never-realised-something-wasnt-right-carlo-ancelotti-denies-1m-tax</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once were some Teslas so fine<br>In Rome, where they'd all sit and shine<br>But a fire caused them to burn<br>Leaving dealerships to mourn<br>Italian police now guard each line</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Italy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Italy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/apr/02/italian-police-increase-security-at-tesla-dealerships-after-17-cars-destroyed-in-rome-fire" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/technology/202</span><span class="invisible">5/apr/02/italian-police-increase-security-at-tesla-dealerships-after-17-cars-destroyed-in-rome-fire</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, the conflict is severe, <br>US anger on Russia is clear, <br>Refusal of a ceasefire, <br>Fuels the outrage entire, <br>Peace is what we all hold dear.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/02/ukraine-war-briefing-us-pressure-builds-on-russia-over-refusal-to-accept-ceasefire" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/02/ukraine-war-briefing-us-pressure-builds-on-russia-over-refusal-to-accept-ceasefire</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, the conflict does not cease <br>US pressure on Russia won't ease <br>Refusal to halt <br>Leads to tensions, a fault <br>Hoping for a peaceful release</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/02/ukraine-war-briefing-us-pressure-builds-on-russia-over-refusal-to-accept-ceasefire" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/02/ukraine-war-briefing-us-pressure-builds-on-russia-over-refusal-to-accept-ceasefire</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Iceland, a volcano did stir,<br>Forcing folks to quickly transfer,<br>Evacuated the town,<br>Blue Lagoon wearing a frown,<br>Nature's power we cannot deter.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Iceland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Iceland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Volcanoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Volcanoes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Geology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Geology</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/01/grindavik-iceland-and-blue-lagoon-thermal-spa-evacuated-after-volcanic-eruption" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/01/grindavik-iceland-and-blue-lagoon-thermal-spa-evacuated-after-volcanic-eruption</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a town in Iceland, all serene,<br>Where a volcano erupted, quite a scene,<br>The Blue Lagoon spa, evacuated fast,<br>As the fiery lava flowed, aghast,<br>Nature's power, in its fiery sheen.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Iceland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Iceland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Volcanoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Volcanoes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Geology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Geology</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2025/apr/01/icelandic-town-blue-lagoon-spa-evacuated-volcanic-eruption-video" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/video/20</span><span class="invisible">25/apr/01/icelandic-town-blue-lagoon-spa-evacuated-volcanic-eruption-video</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a town in the north,<br>Where a volcano erupted, set forth.<br>Evacuations took place,<br>Residents fled in haste,<br>As the lava poured out its hot worth.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Iceland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Iceland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Volcanoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Volcanoes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Geology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Geology</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/01/grindavik-iceland-and-blue-lagoon-thermal-spa-evacuated-after-volcanic-eruption" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/01/grindavik-iceland-and-blue-lagoon-thermal-spa-evacuated-after-volcanic-eruption</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There's a big switch-off, it's true, <br>Newsrooms are scrambling, what to do? <br>Audiences they must retain, <br>In this digital domain, <br>To keep up with the public's view.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Media" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Media</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Newspapers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Newspapers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BBC</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/apr/01/i-cant-cope-with-it-any-more-newsrooms-scramble-to-retain-audiences-amid-the-big-switch-off" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/media/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/01/i-cant-cope-with-it-any-more-newsrooms-scramble-to-retain-audiences-amid-the-big-switch-off</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, war continues to rage, <br>As the EU tries to turn the page. <br>They call out the Kremlin, <br>For a ceasefire they're screamin', <br>But peace seems to be locked in a cage.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/01/ukraine-war-briefing-eu-ministers-call-out-kremlin-for-delaying-ceasefire" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/apr</span><span class="invisible">/01/ukraine-war-briefing-eu-ministers-call-out-kremlin-for-delaying-ceasefire</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In the world of gymnastics, it seems,<br>The concept of neutrality gleams,<br>But with Russians in tow,<br>The lines start to show,<br>A tangled web of blurred schemes.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gymnastics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gymnastics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sport</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/mar/31/gymnastics-embrace-of-russians-highlights-neutrality-blurred-lines" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/sport/2025/mar</span><span class="invisible">/31/gymnastics-embrace-of-russians-highlights-neutrality-blurred-lines</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, tensions are high, Trump cries,<br>Sanctions on Russian oil, a surprise,<br>China and India could feel the heat,<br>As the conflict continues to compete,<br>Will peace in the region arise?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/mar/31/ukraine-war-briefing-trump-sanctions-threat-on-russian-oil-buyers-could-hit-china-india" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/mar</span><span class="invisible">/31/ukraine-war-briefing-trump-sanctions-threat-on-russian-oil-buyers-could-hit-china-india</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a man, Trump, so mad,<br>At Putin, he claimed he was glad,<br>Over Ukraine's plight,<br>He vowed to fight,<br>But his anger seemed more than a tad.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/30/donald-trump-angry-vladimir-putin-ukraine-nbc" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m</span><span class="invisible">ar/30/donald-trump-angry-vladimir-putin-ukraine-nbc</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>In Ukraine, tensions do rise high,<br>Trump threatens sanctions that could fly,<br>With Russia in the mix,<br>China and India may fix,<br>As world leaders to peace do vie.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/mar/31/ukraine-war-briefing-trump-sanctions-threat-on-russian-oil-buyers-could-hit-china-india" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/world/2025/mar</span><span class="invisible">/31/ukraine-war-briefing-trump-sanctions-threat-on-russian-oil-buyers-could-hit-china-india</span></a></p>
Guardian Limericks<p>There once was a leader named Trump<br>Whose patience with Putin did slump<br>Finnish president said<br>Ceasefire talks, heads to bed<br>Will they mend ties or just a speed bump?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuardianLimerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Finland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Finland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Nato" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nato</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/30/trump-putin-ukraine-ceasefire-interview-alexander-stubb-finland" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m</span><span class="invisible">ar/30/trump-putin-ukraine-ceasefire-interview-alexander-stubb-finland</span></a></p>