A. Rivera<p>> Students Found Out AI Will Help Read Their Names at Commencement. Protest Ensued. <a href="https://www.chronicle.com/article/students-found-out-ai-will-help-read-their-names-at-commencement-protest-ensued" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">chronicle.com/article/students</span><span class="invisible">-found-out-ai-will-help-read-their-names-at-commencement-protest-ensued</span></a></p><p>In <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ChampagneProblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChampagneProblems</span></a>. Don't get me wrong. This IS <a href="https://mas.to/tags/fuckery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fuckery</span></a>, but they are lucky someone reads their name. When I graduated undergrad at Big Land Grant U, they just put our names on screens above stage and we all marched like cattle to get our diplomas. </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/academia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>academia</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/HigherEd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HigherEd</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>enshittification</span></a></p>